Three blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.
The genie said that he would grant them each a wish. The 1st blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.
The 2d blonde asked to be even smarter, so the genie turned her red hair and she built a boat and sailed off the island.
The 3d blonde asked to be made the smartest, so the genie turned her into a man and he walked onto the bridge, and off the island.
blonde — блондинка
shipwreck – потерпеть кораблекрушение
desert – пустынный
come across — найти, случайно обнаружить
genie — джин
smart — умный
grant — дарить
turn into — превращать
brunette — брюнетка
red hair — рыжеволосая
sail off – уплывать (на лодке)
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
She asked the shepherd, «If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?»
He replied «Sure!»
Out of the blue, she blurts out, «352!»
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick out a sheep. She looks and searches and finally picks out the cutest one.
He looks at her and says, «If I guess what color your hair really is, can I have my dog back!»
dye – красить (о волосах)
shepherd — пастух
herd – вести стадо
out of the blue – из ниоткуда
blurt out – выпалить (о словах)
search — искать
cute – милый, симпатичный
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