Английский юмор. Анекдоты

Английский юмор. Анекдоты
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1. A mother brings her five year old son to the doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.

«So Doctor, what do you think is the matter with my little boy?» she asks.

The doctor replies, «He’s just not eating properly

cucumber — огурец

carrot — морковка

properly – как следует, должным образом


2. «Doctor, Doctor, my little boy just swallowed a roll of film

«Hmmmm.  Let’s hope nothing develops

swallow –  проглотить

a roll of film – фотопленка

develop – проявлять (пленку)


3. «Doctor, Doctor I’ve lost my memory

«When did this happen?»

«When did what happen?»

memory — память


4. A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, «What are you doing?!!» The blind man replies, «Just looking around.»

seeing eye dog – собака-поводырь

leash — поводок

swing — размахивать

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